Disce Pati

12th Apr 2012 | 11,849 notes

moment of silence for the former Republican candidates

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Not sleeping tonight whut whut
Also: responsibilities keep fucking everything up.
Also: I have a sinus infection.
Also: i like complaining on here because I know no one will read it.
Also: I want to play outside but I can’t because I’m in school during prime playing outside hours.
Also: I want to watch Labyrinth on repeat and form an even larger crush on David Bowie.

5th Apr 2012

Chopped on Food Network just made me cry. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEEEE

5th Apr 2012 | 7,151 notes

Ron is so adorbz

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3rd Apr 2012 | 10,937 notes

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3rd Apr 2012

I just baked my boyfriend so many things for no reason. Whilst whistling. And wearing an apron. I’m a 1960s housewife.

3rd Apr 2012 | 42 notes

Let’s all take a second to appreciate the fact that Wilmer Valderamma is the name of an actual person and not, like, a cartoon character from the 1960s.

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3rd Apr 2012 | 760 notes

RONRONRONRON

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3rd Apr 2012 | 3 notes

Guy: ...I kinda like you. Like, okay I do like you.
Me: Oh wow really? I like you too!
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: So, are we like a thing? Dating?
Guy: God no. What is wrong with you? Dating? Who said anything about that, crazy.